Violence in the Parking Lot Part II

There's gonna be another rumble in the parking lot on 151 St in the the Bronx this Thursday when the Fighten Phills fans clash with those lowlife, lowclass, mouth breathing, scumbag, Yankees fans. I expect a repeat of a different kind as the emotions are running high for the fans of both teams. I was a witness to the carnage the last time and I expect or of the same. Last Thursday I listened while the "Bell Man" (a Philly fan) ripped the Yanks Fans apart. He verbally gutted them like the cold fish that they are. I never thought that I would see so many New Yorkers stunned with no comebacks, zero, nadda, bupkis. I can only wonder what the "Bell Man" was like last night when he was on his home turf. I have been around a lot of loud mouths in my time, that's what you get when you hand in the parking lots, but the "Bell Man" takes the prize for snappy comments and witty repartee. See that I snuck in a French word, dem stinking frogs. No really I think there ought be a reality show that follows a fan as he supports his team. Of course that fan is the "Bell Man" sorry guys and his teams are the Phillies and Eagles. Hey Fox are you listening. I mean it would have everything I like in a TV program all those letters before it "LNMVS." But I digress I gotta get ready for the next trip to the Bronx. My friend says I need to bring a shiv so I'm in my basement grinding out a few, just in case. NOT that I advocate that kind of stuff, but you never know when your gonna run into a cold fish, a couple of times. That's all for now and I'll see you in the parking lot!